Dear T.O.
By Jared Bell
IV Leader Sports Editor
Dear Terrell Owens,
Simply put, you are an idiot who needs to be told to shut the
(bleep) up.
I don’t know about you, but I believe that Congress should
step in (yes Congress) and revise the First Amendment. Senator John McCain and
Co. shouldn’t completely alter the entire First Amendment. Most U.S. citizens
deserve the right to say what they want, but what I’m thinking is that your
right to say what you want should be revoked, permentely. That way, T.O., we
don’t have to listen to your foot-in-mouth comments! Idiot!
I don’t know about you, but your press conference outside
your home a few days after you were suspended seemed a little ill-timed.
Shouldn’t you have apologized to the organization, Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb
before you were suspended? Idiot!
Now that your backside is inactive, sitting at home and cannot play for the rest
of the season, you, your agent Drew Rosenhaus and the NFL Player’s Association
should suffer. But there trying to get you back with the Eagles or waived so
that you can play this season! T.O., buddy, you got Keyshawned. Deal with it.
Idiot!
But what does this say about you. The team brought you there
in hopes of you helping them get to and win the Super Bowl. But now they have
told your mouth to take a hike because they think they are better off without
you? Ouch! But, knowing you that won’t hurt your earth-sized ego. Idiot!
Just think, you’re at home because you wanted more money.
What, 49 million dollars isn’t enough? Man, I bet you and Latrell Sprewell are
hanging out in your pad right now. Idiot!
I can see it now. T.O.’s fiancée: Honey, I don’t care what
you had planned to do on Sunday. If you’re doing anything, you do have time to
go curtain shopping with me.
With all your free time I just hope you don’t become the next
Martha Stewart. Idiot!
Your Friend,
Jared Bell